Professor Poopypants

A little Laughter.....

This is just for those who want to be goofy... if you have kids, they will love it. If you are a kid, show it to your parents!!

This only takes a minute. Feel free to send a link to this page to everyone you know. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. This is a dose of humor... By following the instructions below, we will create a new name for you! Just don't go all 'adult' on us....

This is all based on an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

A  Poopsie	B  Lumpy	C  Buttercup	D  Gadget
E  Crusty	F  Greasy	G  Fluffy	H  Cheeseball
I  Chim-chim	J  Stinky	K  Flunky	L  Bootie
M  Pinky	N  Zippy	O  Goober	P  Doofus
Q  Slimy	R  Loopy	S  Snotty	T  Tootie
U  Dorkey	V  Squeezit	W  Oprah	X  Skipper
Y  Dinky	Z  Zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A  Apple	B  Toilet	C  Giggle	D  Burger
E  Girdle	F  Barf	G  Lizard	H  Waffle
I  Cootie	J  Monkey	K  Potty	L  Liver
M  Banana	N  Rhino	O  Bubble	P  Hamster
Q  Toad	R  Gizzard	S  Pizza	T  Gerbil
U  Chicken	V  Pickle	W  Chuckle	X  Tofu
Y  Gorilla	Z  Stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A  Head	B  Mouth	C  Face	D  Nose
E  Tush	F  Breath	G  Pants	H  Shorts
I  Lips	J  Honker	K  Butt	L  Brain
M  Tushie	N  Biscuits	O  Hiney	P  Chunks
Q  Toes	R  Buns	S  Fanny	T  Sniffer
U  Sprinkles	V  Kisser	W  Squirt	X  Humperdinck
Y  Brains	Z  Juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.